Tuesday, October 09, 2012

TOO RISQUE FOR HUFFPO?

In the aftermath of Jon Stewart's reported (repeated) takedown of Bill O'Reilly in their streaming debate over the weekend, the one in which Stewart labeled O'Reilly the "Mayor of Bullshit Mountain,"  here's a little ditty that borrows one of Neil Young's old melodies from a ways back . . . y'all remember "Sugar Mountain," dontcha?  With full throated apologies to brother Neil, Here is Bullshit Mountain.

Everybody sing ('cept you Huffpo censors - er,"monitors."  Y'all had you're chance


Oh, to live on, Bullshit Mountain
With its shriekers and its unctious buffoons
You're IQ's 80, on Bullshiit Mountain
else you're thinkin about leavin' there, and soon
you're leavin' there, and soon

It's so noisy at the show
talking faces that you know
people screeching about God
praising warfare, my that's odd

(Chorus)

There's an old girl down the aisle
everything she says is vile
all her makeup is a mess
in that skanky cocktail dress

(chorus)

now your stuck beneath the stairs
and your giving back some glares
to the nonsense that they spew
but you find it's nothing new,
knew

(Chorus, repeat, fade)