SAVE A WARM SPOT FOR YOUR BUDDY DICK!!!


Not sure if I believe that Ken Lay is really dead. Seems too easy, and oh-so-convenient for those who might be scarred if he wagged his tongue in a frenetic attempt to stay out of jail. Maybe he had dirt on Dubya; for sure he knew who was on THE DICK's Super Secret Satanic Energy Task Force. Maybe Kenny Boy was there when The Dick drew up plans to carve up Iraq and Afghanistan to give to the multinational corporate Petro-warlords. Maybe Kenny Boy offerred that story to Federal Prosecutors or someone else. Maybe someone was listening. Maybe someone came by to see Kenny Boy yesterday, or in the dead of night. Maybe someone brought along the means to "accidentally" kill the vile bastard. Yeah, right, that's almost tooo Grassly knollish. Maybe he just faked his own death so he could live in affluent obscurity in the Caymans, a sort of real-life, non lawyer version of J. Lyman "Bruiser" Stone. Either way, without boundless intervention from the Almighty, Kenny Boy's headed for the eternal heat wave. Make sure you make room for your infernal master. No doubt that his malignant, poor excuse for a heart is primed for the big one, or "in its last throes" too.