BUSH IS A SAINT??

President Bush was scheduled to worship at a small Methodist Church outside Washington, D.C. as part of his campaign to reverse his
rapidly-deteriorating approval rating among American voters. A week
before the visit, Karl Rove visited the Methodist Bishop who was
scheduled to preach on the chosen Sunday.

"As you know, Bishop," began Rove, "we've been getting a lot of bad
publicity among Methodists because of the president's position on stem
cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution of $100,000
to the church if during your sermon you would say that President Bush is
a saint."

The Bishop thought about it for a few minutes, and finally said, "This
parish is in rather desperate need of funds ...

I agree to do it."

The following Sunday, Bush pompously showed up for the photo op, looking
especially smug. After making a few announcements, the Bishop begins
his homily:

"George W. Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He
is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about
his military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane
landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating "Mission
Accomplished." He invaded a sovereign country for oil and money,
turning it into a training ground for terrorists who would destroy our
country. He continues to confuse the American people by insisting on a
nonexistent connection between the horrors of 9/11 and the reason he
started his war in Iraq. He is the worst example of a Methodist I have
ever personally known.


"But compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of the Cabinet, George W. Bush
is a saint."


Hope the Right Rev' got the cashier's check up front - from somebody other than ABRAMOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!