LOST'S NEW BLONDE DOG


Well, let's see, its been 9 days since the 9 month old puppy named Molly joined the old household. So far she's eaten a sock ($183.00 vet bill), swallowed a screw, and attacked the sprinkler line in one planter four (- count 'em four) times. She also ate a hole in a 20 year old throw pillow that LOST'S sister gave us as a Christmas gift right after we were married.

But, she's also figured out where her spot in the family room is, she already knew how to sit, and where to pee and poop (outside, phew), and yep, she's made two not so little boys very very happy - even if they wind up splitting the vet's bill. After all, the sock that she ate belonged to one of them, and LOST politely declined the Vet's suggestion that I bring it home and let the guilty party wear it for a day or so.

If only there was a way to siphon off some of that energy and market it, retirement would surely be at hand.