WHAT WILL HE SAY?

If the big 9.0 comes and hits LA
I wonder what President Bush will say
"Who'dve thought downtown would crumble that way?"
I'm afraid that's what this man is gonna say

If the Shia and the Sunnis say get out of here now
will our President hear or listen, and how?
Or will he be too busy speaking to a pre-fab crowd
smirking and taking several contrived bows

If the Muslim kooks suitcase nuke DC
What will this President's response be?
"This is really something nobody could foresee"
I think that's what we'll hear from the gray Bushie

If Greenspan says that the Nation's now broke
Do you think that our President will crack a joke
"Hey kids, guess its time to move back in with your folks"
while he knocks back a couple more Jack and Cokes

While the Category Fours are still bearing down
Will the President care if its a Texas town
that has its old, young and ill people suffer and drown
While the White House hangs medals on Chertoff and Brown?

If Paddy Fitz delivers an indictment thang
and Karl leaves the White House in 'cuffs or chains
will we finally find out who outed Valerie Plame
and who will then take charge of the biggest spin game?

If our votes all require a paper trail
will any o' those Diebold folks wind up in jail
or will they all get pardoned and set out to sail
I hope our Democracy isn't quite so frail . . .