'FLOWERS' FOR ELDER-JOHN?

Is there some straight talk for his friends that can clear this one up? Is this the tip of a philanderer's iceberg? Will MIttens "unsuspend" his campaign now? Will the talking point be, "Hey, at least he didn't shoot someone in the face!" or, perhaps this one, "McCain, 72, wife and a broad on the side, American STUD!" Or maybe there's this one, "McCain, He doesn't just TALK straight!"

We all know that the truly innocent always lawyer up as soon as possible - with the highest profile advocate available, right?

Oh, and what does this thousand words say to you? LOST is no expert, but It looks an awful lot like "you promised me the White House, you horny ol' B*st*rd!"