WHO SAYS CONSERVATIVES DON'T DO CRACK?

Yep, the following piece, written by Larry Cudlow - who used to hang around with investment crackhead Jim Kramer - demonstrates the need for intervention, if ever such a thing existed. Entitled "John Edwards stil doesn't get it" it brazenly even implicitly refers to the author's psychogenic substance of choice.

So, John Edwards has thrown his hat into the presidential ring.

Unfortunately, he has a losing message.

His ultra-liberal approach will elicit only a small niche of support among the ultra lefties in the Democratic Party.

Democrats know (or at least, I think they know) that their success in the 2006 midterm election was largely a function of their best efforts to imitate Republicans. It was the conservative Blue Dog Democrats who were the tail successfully wagging the entire Democratic dog.

REALLY? War weariness and disgust with majority party corruption didn''t bring about the Congressional reversal?

That said, if John Edwards somehow managed to reverse this tide and win his party's nomination, he would lead his party to a crushing defeat in 2008.

For starters, he wants to cut and run from Iraq. Such an ill-conceived policy would leave this budding nation in shambles, with terrorists following us back to the United States. It would extinguish the candle of Iraq's democracy experiment -- an experiment that could still pay enormous dividends if the United States follows through with a bold, new troop surge strategy and a refurbished plan of economic reconstruction. These are the actions that will stabilize Baghdad and their democratically elected government, not cutting and running.

See,we just haven't killed and maimed enough people - ours or theirs. Like a store seeking its millionth customer, the sirens and bells and lights will go off, and BINGO, democracy will shine forth. Really, ya gotta beleive me, PLEASE

On the domestic side, Edwards fares just as badly. He's recycling an old page from the liberal Democratic playbook, saying that he wants to make fighting poverty the great moral issue of our time. He says he'll accomplish this by taxing the rich in order to help the poor. Oh, really?

Tax capital in order to create new jobs? Huh? Haven't we learned that you can't create new jobs (for the poor or anyone else) without healthy businesses and plentiful new business creation? And that businesses require capital in order to expand? And haven't we learned that punishing success through higher tax rates that make it pay less to work, save and invest will only reduce investment, jobs and prosperity?

Well, Edwards forgets that entrepreneurs, not government, create long-lasting jobs and growth. Rather than government spending, it is economic freedom, through a strong incentive structure inside a market economy, that opens the door to new opportunities so that the non-rich can get rich.


What's more, Edwards has failed to consider that poverty has fallen steadily for decades.

"Ya want fries with that? Or maybe rice with that Bullshit burrito? That's why all the formerly poor have bought houses, moved to the 'burbs, and joined the country clubs, right?

Pro-growth, market-oriented policies launched by Ronald Reagan BOW before the name of SAINT RONALD, KNAVE!25 years ago unleashed record wealth creation and economic growth that continues to this very day. In fact, economist Diana Furchtgott-Roth has shown that total compensation and consumer spending for all five income quintiles have steadily increased over the past three decades.

Furthermore, Alan Reynolds has shown that the percentage of households with income (adjusted for inflation) lower than $35,000 has actually fallen from 52.8 percent to 40.9 percent since 1967. (Wait -- it gets even better.) Households with a real income higher than $50,000 rose from 24.9 percent to a remarkable 44.1 percent.

In other words, the middle class is shrinking because America's families are getting wealthier. And the reason lower-class jobs are vanishing is not due to some Lou Dobbs protectionist conspiracy theory, but because our technologically driven, knowledge-based economic pie keeps expanding.

See, the FAMILIES are geting wealthier. Least the ones I know are. Its them single people and gay types that are poor. They die younger, too - disease, drinking and imitating movies like 'Jackass," so, the middle class is getting rich. Making everything we use in the same country holding a mass of our bond debt is a great thing that can last forever - or at least til I"m dead. After that, who gives a rats ass?

Edwards doesn't understand that without incentives to reward successful investing, entrepreneurship and risk-taking, everyone gets poorer -- right on down the line. Additional investment taxing is precisely the wrong policy to improve wealth or poverty.

Class warriors on the left are loathe to admit it, but America's poor are also a whole lot less poor when public assistance programs like Social Security, Medicaid, the earned income tax credit and other social benefit plans are included in the poverty data. But Edwards, and others of his misguided ilk, have a nostalgic yearning for the Great Society plans of the mid-1960s. You'll recall that these policies dramatically succeeded by raising poverty and reducing wealth. What a neat idea.

Yeah, see if you set the definition of "poverty" low enough - or just lower it periodicall to, um, keep pace with inflation, pretty soon all the poor are gone!

Edwards just launched his campaign in New Orleans with a plea to spend even more taxpayer dollars for that beleaguered city. Well, why not -- we've already thrown $120 billion bucks at it!

Yeah, we need that money for the big Democracy Surge in Iraq, damnit! If them NOLA people die of neglect, guess what - EVEN LESS POVERTY!!! WOO HOO.

Instead of Edwards' hackneyed, 1960s Great Society, anti-poverty approach to New Orleans, the United States and New Orleans would have been much better off had we made the entire city a tax-free zone -- with the tax burden limited only to what people spent or consumed, not what they invested or earned. This supply-side approach would have delivered swift currents of investment. It would have all but guaranteed a swift recovery.

See if them poor, wiped out folks who lost everything didn't have to pay taxes on the things they could now not afford to buy, those houses would have rebuilt themselves! Or at least, the Trumps of the world coulda moved in and built some really cool high rise condos in the Lower 9th Ward for 'em. And they'd be sooo affordable without them taxes.

But Edwards appears unable to grasp this. This class warrior fails to recognize that when you slam wealth, you raise poverty. Is that what we really want?

Yep, Larry, and when you slam rationality and truth, what do you raise?