CHANNELING JEFF FOXWORTHY

You might be a right wingnut pundit if:

1. Your posting contains at least 3 typos of any kind.
2. You won't add the "ic" onto "Democrat," when you mention the party.
3. You use "Cheney" and "statesman" in the same sentence,
4. You mention "Victory" and "Iraq" in the same sentence.
5. The presence of the word "islamofascism" or some variation thereof.
6. You use "O'Reilly" and "astute analysis" in the same sentence
7. Any defense of Bush foreign policy includes "we've not been attacked again," as if the first one were a freebie or do-over.
8. The presence of "Cut and Run" more than once.
9. You're priming the "War on Christmas" pump again.
10. "Clinton was responsible" features prominently.