HERE DICK, DICK, DICK



Where's that ol' snarl we love to hate so?
Why no appearances to snipe at Camp Casey?
Did Pat Robertson's prayer for more SCOTUS vacancies lose something in translation?
After all Heaven, rumor has it, did install a cable filter to prevent receipt of TBN broadcasts

Okay, so this is where I think you've been, in no particular order:

10. Hanging w/bin Laden in your "undisclosed location."
9. Writing a New and Improved American Century Manifesto in your remote Wyoming Cabin.
8. Still hungover from this year's Bohemian Grove soirees. (Great Lampshade, Mr. Veep!)
7. Putting final touches on Oct 2006 Iraq troop withdrawal announcement ("Democracy is at Hand")
6. Busily poking small holes in a certain set of mountain bike tires
5. Arranging to whack Pat Robertson for letting the cat out of the bag on Venezuela
4. Nude sunbathing on the "Duke-Stir" (please no visual no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
3. Attempting deal renegotiations with Satan.
2. Taking a peak and inventorying all your Halliburton stock piled up in "blind trust"
1. Slithering around Iowa and New Hampshire for no particular reason (NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)