NERO SEEKS CZAR

Because a Secretary of Defense, a Secretary of State, a bunch of Joint Chiefs of Staff and a Commander in Chief are simply not enough:

""The very fundamental issue is, they don't know where the hell they're going," said retired Marine Gen. John J. "Jack" Sheehan, a former top NATO commander who was among those rejecting the job. Sheehan said he believes that Vice President Cheney and his hawkish allies remain more powerful within the administration than pragmatists looking for a way out of Iraq. "So rather than go over there, develop an ulcer and eventually leave, I said, 'No, thanks,' " he said. "

Maybe Brownie is available? How 'bout that medal-earnin' Civilian successificator Paul Bremer? I know, I know, I know, Rummy deserves one last chance!!!!