SUNDAY STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS . . . on FRIDAY???

LOST heads for the Pacific Northwest today, en route to a birthday celebration in Husky Stadium, will LOST'S beloved Bruins bring home the cake, or just toss cookies? . . .46 used to sound old, isn't that strange. . . . was the President over-sedated on Wolf Blitzer's CNN interview show earlier this week? All that smirking and smiling and those odd chuckles while discussing weapons, war and terror point to that conclusion . . . Is Cheney down for annual maintenance and a filter change this week? After that last MTP appearance he's gone off the radar screen, perhaps for cocktails and "shots" with Harry Whittington . . . does anyone know a company hiring in Orange County (CA) willing to hire the hardest working, smartest available candidate who happens to be 58 years old? LOST's older brother and mentor needs a tiny ripple of hope - he'll do the rest. Leave a comment if you can assist . . . Nausea is the preeminent reaction when Karl Rove starts telling "insiders" to expect an October Surprise - here's hoping that its he and Ann Coulter coming out of the closet on "Regis and Kelly" . . . it is almost funny to read that the Religious Right is "upset" at the GOP for not taking up their issues until just before election time. As if they're gonna protest and vote for their own perceived "Spawn of Satan" party. Sorry, Evangelicals, you're with the GOP - we're stuck with the PETA-Vegans over here . . . Speaking of Pitas, guess delusional Falafesir King Bill O'Reilly is running around carping about the "Al Qaeda Death Threat" he's been receiving for his "Courageous reporting;" memo to Faux News Channel, Lou Falafel needs 100 cc's of reality . . . STAT . . . Vin Scully's voice can almost make a record tying 4 consecutive homers allowed collapse by your local baseball team bearable . . . LOST did say "almost" . . . why did going to a car dealership for auto service have to turn into a business negotiation, and when did that happen . . . LOST's trip yesterday to CLASSIC VW to fix a broken rear window regulator (9,000 miles beyond warranty, but reported initially 9,000 before warranty expired) turned into a negotiation, with the service advisor promising to "Contact VW corporate and seek their 'participation' but we need to be able to tell them that you are totally up to date on your service" translation, buy a 440.00 rear brake job and fluid flush, and we'll convince corporate to pay for your 720.00 window problem. Yeah, LOST caved in - never for a client, always on LOST's on behalf. Has this kind of graft - a new one for LOST - been going on for very long? Inquiring minds with lighter wallets want to know . . . while on the subject, LOST takes this opportunity to apologize to anyone to whom LOST extolled the virtues of Volkswagens to over the past 6 years - that includes Brandi, Jim, Pattie, Happy, and no doubt several others whose names are currently unrecalled. Buy something else next time, LOST sure will be doing so . . .