WAR ON CHRISTMAS CAROLS, TOO?





So Bill O'Reilly, a bombastic cretin who never has let the truth get in the way of good theatre for his moronic minions, got caught with his hand in the toilet of truth by trying to pass off a year old Daily Show skit as recent evidence of his illusory War on Christmas. The reigning champ of mental limbo for more than a decade, O' Reilly proves repeatedly that if you're gonna lie big, lie LOUD, too. In his honor, here's a little Christmas ditty, revamped for the Falafelsir King himself


BILDO FALAFEL (sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

bildo falafel was a two faced hy-po-crite
he could spew for days about libs and gays
but he was just full of Sh*t

Seen on the TV
by adoring hordes of rubes
as he yelled and screamed
self-right-eous-ly
to his audience of boobs

There must've been some magic
in that loofah that he found
for when he panted into it
they nearly ran him out of town

but Bildo Falafel
Reinvented he's no fool
now he carps and screams
with a lustful gleam
'bout a nasty war on Yule.


WAKE UP YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Right is full of Crooks liars and perverts screaming about morality - Yours and mine, not their own.