YOU MIGHT BE A TROJAN IF



Your Tailgate party has to be cancelled because the Fall Crystal is "fogged"

You cannot decide if you like being called "Pioneer" or "Ranger" best

You love your campus but WHY did they let all that ghetto pop up around it?

You think that O.J. was given a raw deal

You thought the Rams left Anaheim to make room for your team

You don't know what a basketball looks like

You can name more high end clothing stores than you can former U.S. Secretaries of State

You idolize the Bushes but think the Kennedys were just shameful opportunists bent on gaining power

Two of your children are nick-named "Fluffy" and "Topper"

You think that Dickerson was in bounds in the '69 game

You think that Johnny Lynn committed pass interference in the 77 game

You didn't see Rodney Peete grab Eric Turner's facemask in the 87 game on the last play of the half, 8 yards from the goal line

You won't speak to your parents because your 20th birthday president was a new 325, not the 5 Series BMW you really wanted

You think that the overpriced diploma your parents paid for is worth more than the one available (to brighter students) for less than half the cost across town

After last year, you really thought that the Vice President's name was Leinart

HEY BRUINS! 21 POINTS!!! LET'S GIVE 'EM SOME GRIEF OVER IT ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!