NEW WORDS FOR THE TWENTYFIRST CENTURY LEXICON, COURTESY OF THE WHITE HOUSE





To commemmorate the stroke of genius that was the appointment of a self appointed Arabian horse expert to run the Federal government's emergency response agency, a man who remains under "consulting contract" to the agency two months after the crushing weight of his own very public unveiling as a twit forced his resignation, two new words have made it to the lexicon, as follows:

"Brownify" (var. "Brownification") v. To take a competently run agency or bureau of the Federal Government, purge it of all of the effective people in management positions, and liberally replace them with sycophantic partisan hacks. (see FEMA and the Coroporation for Public Broadcasting)

"Browniegotiate" (var. Browniegotiation) v. To restructure an employment relationship whereby publicly displayed gross incompetence necessitates a bureaucrat's resignation, only to be supplanted by a month to month "consulting agreement" at the same pay for so long as is necessary out of fear that media might "pry" embarrassing details from the shamed bureaucrat.