A LITTLE DERBY DAY CHUCKLE

You want Revenge, too? You'll have to wait; this year's favorite ("I Want Revenge") has been scratched from the Run for the Roses.
And Danny Gans has gone on to the great beyond; he'll have to explain himself to George Burns, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr and several others. Only 52, damn . . .

Anyway, enjoy this timely retelling of an old childhood favorite . . .