HELP WANTED: LESS THAN COMPLEAT IDIOT; APPLY WHITE HOUSE MILITARY OFFICE


WASHINGTON – An administration official says a presidential Boeing 747 and a fighter jet flew low near ground zero in New York City Monday because the White House Military Office wanted to update its file photo of the president's plane near the Statue of Liberty.
This official said the White House Military Office told the Federal Aviation Administration that it periodically updates file photos of Air Force One near national landmarks, like the statute in New York harbor and the Grand Canyon.
The official requested anonymity to give more details than the official White House announcement that took the blame.

Can somebody say "Adobe FREAKIN' PhotoShop?" Mrs. LOST has a standing offer to do the work next time for half the cost of the jet fuel used for this Brownie-worthy stunt. Speakin' of Brownie, is HE working in the White House Military Office currently?