"KARL, GET THE DOOR. IT'S FOR YOU!"



Truthout's Jason Leopold reports that jolly not-so-Old Saint Fitzolis (pictured) left turd blossom a little personalized present last Friday. Yes yes, LOST hasn't been this excited since hearing the early exit poll data on 11/2/04, but if Jason's story is accurate (and no, LOST puts ZERO stock in the fact that the captive Main stream is mum about this), it may just be time for a little Holiday cheer . . . in May. First Libby, then Rove. They'll be coming for you Unka Dick, soon enough. Time for you to pull an Agnew, dontcha think?