"QUICK, UNKA DICK, WE GOT ANY MORE O' THEM "OSAMA" TAPES?"

"Oh, no, this guy's talkin' an' he worked for the CIA, an' he knew 'bout the Niger thing, an', an' sheeyit, we ain't got the color chart no more, an' an' there ain't any Swift Boaters 'round here either. Whadda we goin' do, Karl? Oh yeah, we'll give Al Jazeera 'nother one of them "Osama" tapes. Get it out there before Sunday, so that its running before "60 Minutes" comes on. The networks'll eat it up! Great idea, Turd Blossom. Glad I reassigned ya."


WITH THE SURVEILLANCE TECHNOLOGY OUR COUNTRY POSSESSES WHY IS OSAMA BIN LADEN STILL AT LARGE? Just thought somebody should ask the question.