THERE'S A BIG DICK IN TOWN TODAY!

PSSST, Hey Brian Bilbray! Stop sipping that Tijuana Estuary water. You're higher than a kite if you think havin' this guy pimp your candidacy is gonna win the District for you. Does the phrase 19% approval rating hold any significance? How about the public servant with a 1.9 million tax refund last year alone? A guy who had, before 1992, never had a real job outside of politics in his adult life, and only worked for Halliburton for a little longer than 7 years? A guy who himself grabbed for 5 military deferments when he was Vietnam draft age, but now favors speaking in Blue States like this one only to military audiences, whose compelled applause is a fourgone conclusion, lest they face some form of military discipline or other hazing ritual. The shooter, with such disdain for the law that he waited 18 hours before reporting the "accidental shooting" of his hunting companion. The guy who thinks hunting is shooting birds raised in a cage, then strategically stuffed under brush like some kind of whacked out Easter egg hunt. Yeah, invite this guy to Your next party!!!

This Fish stinks from the head down, li'l Brian of the li'l brain. But let 'em keep pimpin' for you. Next comes Gymnastic Johnny McCain, fresh from a gang ass-kiss at Falwells institution of deeper ignorance, Liberty University. One more guy sacrificing priniciple for popularity. Oh, and Brian, how about some stories about your Abramoff-paid trip to the Marianas, home of the biggest "Made in the USA" scandal of the last quarter century, a scandal which your vote against imposition of Federal Labor Standards on the Islands helped facilitate. Yes Virginia (as in State of), there is a GOP candidate for the California 50th, and you can come take him back anytime you like!