WOULD THAT BE AN ORANGE OR A GREEN JUMPSUIT?







The suit, the matching shackles, and the Radio Microphone. Let's face it boys and girls, the noose is tightening around that bloated neck as we speak. Fear not, ladies and gents, because "Unka Karl," the man affectionately known as "Turd blossom" is never gonna see the inside of a penitentiary, unfortunately. This thing will drag on for years, then, sometime in December 2008, when the country is REALLY sick of this President - he'll give the rat bastard a Pardon. Then the transformation will be complete and he'll join Liddy, Limbaugh, Ollie North, So Cal miscreant Roger Hedgecock and no doubt some other notable locals and get his own Radio Show. Its a well worn career path friends and neighbors. Count on it.

In a perfect world, with real justice, Karl would get to find out first hand just how good that Duncan-Hunter-approved GITMO cuisine really is. "Baked Chicken, pita bread, rice pilaf, and two kinds of fruit!"